Bottlecapman#3619 for Treasury Manager

General Discussion
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Everyday, we check treasury: same value :frowning:

The solution to Wonderland not going to the trashbin is a true fellow degenerate who can 50x our treasury.

Bottlecapman is a broke, college dropout who has years of positive experience in managing money. He was able to turn his 2k into 50k… and then back to less than $500 very easily.
Some of his notable skills:

  • Likes cats
  • Bad at math (failed math twice)
  • Good with english
  • Family experience with gambling, high-risk bets, and alcohol
  • Favorite Drink: Steel Reserve Beers
  • Isn’t a huge weeb

Here are some of the possible strategies he will use to get us back to the glory days:

  • Betting the entire treasury on black in roulette
  • Degenerate Options Trading (wsb advice)
  • Getting Tolis21 a Honda Civic (business expense)

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In conclusion, bottlecap is exactly the person we need. A degenerate needs to manage degenerates monies.

  • BOTTLECAP FOR TREASURY
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Appreciate the laugh…

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I vote for him if he gets me a 2022 Civic Type-R, too. Business expense of course. :joy:

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Makes more sense then some of the other proposals.

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makes far better sense, double or quits. At least we were not robbed by the whales

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I’m for it. Will they really let us bet that much?

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