Everyday, we check treasury: same value
The solution to Wonderland not going to the trashbin is a true fellow degenerate who can 50x our treasury.
Bottlecapman is a broke, college dropout who has years of positive experience in managing money. He was able to turn his 2k into 50k… and then back to less than $500 very easily.
Some of his notable skills:
- Likes cats
- Bad at math (failed math twice)
- Good with english
- Family experience with gambling, high-risk bets, and alcohol
- Favorite Drink: Steel Reserve Beers
- Isn’t a huge weeb
Here are some of the possible strategies he will use to get us back to the glory days:
- Betting the entire treasury on black in roulette
- Degenerate Options Trading (wsb advice)
- Getting Tolis21 a Honda Civic (business expense)
In conclusion, bottlecap is exactly the person we need. A degenerate needs to manage degenerates monies.
- BOTTLECAP FOR TREASURY